New York Yankees lose the ALDS, Torre is gone
The Buffalo Sabres start off the season 0-2
UT loses to OU in the Red River Rivalry, 28-21
Reagan loses to Madison, 42-14 (sorry, I somewhat care about my old high school)
And finally, the big effin' cherry on the poisonous cocktail of sports futility.
The Buffalo Bills, a team that I loved since birth, loses to Dallas Cowboys, a team that I've been raised to hate.