DJ No Food Or Hijinx

DJ No Food Or Hijinx is the BEST DJ to ever be born on April 18th, 2003 in Houston Texas, have curly hair with a scraggly beard, like Pluckers and Death Jazz, learned conversational Japanese, plays drums and piano with a little bit of guitar and bass, and is named Farris. No other DJ with all of those exact specificities has even COME CLOSE!!!